The WordPress Song



Wordpress Song – Devin Reams

Title: “It’s Called WordPress”

Lyrics:

Welcome to my story bout my, CMS
It’s an awesome piece of software, it’s called WordPress
It manages my blog, it makes it look real nice
I installed in in 5 minutes, this things slicker than ice
All I had to do, was click on Next
Within seconds I was running, no room to get vexed

It’s called WordPress
It’s my CMS
It’s the best thing to hit the web since porn
The code is open, the source is free
It’s available for people, just like you and me

Once I picked my title and wrote a description,
I clicked on manage, I needed to do so me fixin’
I deleted Hello World, got rid of first comment, too
I clicked on View Site and all I saw was plain blue
I moved to Presentation, there were some nice looking themes
But none fit my style, none screamed Devin Reams

Chorus

After I tweaked the code and played with CSS
I installed myself some plugins, I was real impressed
They organized my archives, they helped me tag, too
Then I installed a spam blocker not a single one came through
I added movie ratings and book ratings as well
Now when people visit me they’ll know that Crank was hell

Chorus

So I made an about page, it got me a stalker
I was thrilled and excited, I wanted to to talk to her
She said she knew my hometown, what I looked like, too
It was mentioned that she loved guys with eyes that were blue
I didn’t mind the attention, decided it was time she had met me
Little did I know, some people named their boys Leslie

Chorus

Now you might be thinking, he plays piano real good
I wish it were true, I sure wish I could
Instead I wrote the lyrics to this nerdy tune,
It was GarageBand provided ballad piano number 2

Chorus x2

Check out Devin Reams.com

Lyrics by Devin Reams; Piano by GarageBand

Owner and editor of JaypeeOnline. Self-proclaimed geek. New media writer and consultant. WordPress advocate. Loves blogging, gadgets, video games and sports. You can follow him on Google+, Facebook or Twitter.

8 Comments

  1. JP Habaradas

    January 21, 2007 at 11:04 AM

    @dimaks – Why? Was it starting to bore you? Thanks for the compliment and for dropping by. Gud day to you too! :)

  2. dimaks

    January 21, 2007 at 3:46 AM

    lol i needed to scroll it fast towards the end.. it sounded like the wp faq to me. nice site here.

    gud day!

  3. Jaypee

    January 17, 2007 at 8:23 PM

    @jhay – I think bloggers are the only ones who can relate to this song. Hehe

    @K – Haha..yeah, I added "groove" into the antispam keywords. What a coincidence huh?

    WordPress.com is cool but as you said, it's limited. I also have an account there and use it as a temp blog. I still haven't made up my mind what to do with it.

  4. K

    January 17, 2007 at 9:43 AM

    Hahaha jaypee, it gives me the groove (coincidentally, the antispam keyword tells it too).

    WordPress is the King. And I know free wordpress (the one I'm using) is good but it's limited.

  5. jhay

    January 17, 2007 at 7:13 AM

    I wonder if this would hit the top of the charts? ;)

  6. Jaypee

    January 16, 2007 at 10:23 AM

    @trench – Hahaha..you don't like Country music huh? :D

    @amu – Thanks for the kind words and for dropping by! :)

  7. amu

    January 16, 2007 at 9:34 AM

    Nice looking site Jaypee. I remember visiting your site like a year ago thro' JimmyPurba.com but it looks a lot different now.

    Nice work!

  8. trench

    January 16, 2007 at 2:38 AM

    This is a little too much for me.. lol

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