Got an email in my inbox a few days ago about an article entitled “The Funniest Geek Quotes”. Some of these quotes have been around for quite a while so some of you might have heard or read them but anyways I’m still sharing it so you can have a laugh or two. Enjoy!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
– Unknown
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
– Unknown
Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
– Unknown
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
– T-Shirt
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
– T-shirt
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
– Unknown
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
– T-Shirt
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
– Unknown
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Unknown
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
– Unknown
People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
-Unknown
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
– Unknown
The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
– Unknown
C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run
-Unknown
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
-Unknown
The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
-Unknown
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
-Unknown
Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
-Unknown
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
-Unknown
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
-Unknown
Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
-Unknown
Who needs friends? My PC is user-friendly.
-Unknown
Who needs the library? I’ve got Google!
-Unknown
Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.
-Unknown
Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.
-Unknown
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
-Unknown
You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
-Unknown
If YouTube MySpace, I’ll Google your Yahoo!
-Unknown
A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
-Unknown
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
-Unknown
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.-Unknown
To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
-Unknown
I’m sure there are a lot of new ones and I know that some of you have your own favorite quotes. So what are your favorite funniest geek quotes? Please share your thoughts by leaving a comment below.
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