chuck norris

This is so freakin hilarious. You guys MUST check this out. Laughter Guaranteed! Hehe Warning: some of the lines contain profanity. Some are also disrespectful and I find some of them to be quite disturbing. You can ignore them because most of it are good clean jokes.

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts:

  1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
  6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
  7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  8. Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
  9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.
  10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
  11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

You can read more Chuck Norris Facts here.

Which one is your favorite Chuck Norris fact? Do you know of other facts that you could add to the list? Please share it by leaving a comment below.

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  • Jaypee, February 17, 2006 @ 12:38 PM

    hehe..yeah and they even sell t-shirts. im trying to find Chuch Norris' message regarding that website. i saw it in one of the blogs i visited.

  • karla, February 17, 2006 @ 11:50 AM

    and they really did bother to get a domain :D

  • Jaypee, January 29, 2006 @ 5:09 PM

    yeah, i saw this in someone else's blog but i can't remember who so i can't give him/her credit for it. anyways, it really is hilarious. the only thing that i don't like are the ones that make fun of God. it's not funny.

  • trench, January 29, 2006 @ 5:22 AM

    Saw this a few days ago on someone elses blog. I have to agree. Its hilarious.

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