How I was Born
17 Comments October 9, 2006 2281 Views
This is a joke that was posted in my webhost’s forum. I thought it was funny so I’m sharing it with you guys.
Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”
His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
“Yahoo”.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.
Six weeks later your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: ‘You’ve Got Male’!”
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wow! state of the art conception.
sure dude… just link me at
runified.blogspot.com
have a great day!
@ymir - yup, it’s the birds and the bees version of the future. hehe..linked you up already. thanks!
Brilliant! E-mail worthy!
hehe..hi tech na talaga.. musta ka na?
musta na ang baby mo? nasipa na ba?!
sige ingat! have a nice day
Haha. Funny indeed. Could these be considered politically correct terms? Haha.
Nice! really
haha, ang galing ng storya, teki na teki (technical) ang dating!
yeah! I finally beat you to a nice theme!! you cant use it! NOT FAIR!!
The link is on my site at the bottom left. haha.. You can tear it apart, but no fair using it!!!! Im so glad I beat you to the theme! I really wanted to use this one you have, but I saw you with it before I could implement it. Blame it on April for sharing with me first. i’ve had creators block for a long long time and she gave me a new theme to use in the meantime.
Very funny indeed! This wouldn’t have made any sense just 10 years ago. What a change.
@leon - thanks man!
@rose - oo, hi tech na talaga ngayon pati ang panganganak. hehe. im doin good, so is the wife and the baby. yeah, our baby’s a kicker. minsan napapa-aray si misis sa sobrang lakas ng sipa nya.
@jam - maybe, i’m not sure though. hehe
@ang-ang - thanks! glad you found it funny.
@iskoo - oo nga eh. kakatuwa talaga.
@trench - i know man, hehe. but i’m happy for you. i told you, you would find a better theme than what i have now. anyways, i just wanted to see how that theme works and everything but don’t worry coz i’m not gonna use it here, aight? btw, are you also having problems with the gravatars? the personal gravatars aren’t showing but the default images do.
@tin - that’s true. if heard this joke before, you’d not even smile. hehe
yes bro, im glad my brother’s alive. after the accident we became closer. thanks ha
@rick - yup, that’s true. also, that he didn’t suffer any serious injuries, right? you’re welcome. hope your brother has a quick and full recovery. God bless!
Gravatar.com was down for a time.. Its back up now as you probrably have guessed.
@trench - yeah, at first I thought there was something wrong with my blog or with the plugin. so I had to deactivate the plugin and re-install everything. hehe. btw, do you cache gravatars in your settings?
The part about the firewall cracked me up!
@ade - hehe. nowadays, it’s really important to use a firewall.