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WordCamp Philippines

WordCamp Philippines

If you’re a Pinoy blogger or a WordPress user/fan then most likely you’ve heard or read of this already. But in case you haven’t, I have good news for you. There will be a WordCamp held in the Philippines this coming September 6, 2008. If you don’t know what I’m talking about here’s a little info.

What is WordCamp?

WordCamp is a conference type of event that focuses squarely on everything WordPress. Everyone from casual end users all the way up to core developers show up to these events. These events are usually highlighted by speeches or keynotes by various people. WordCamp is a spin off from the popular BarCamp which was a spin off of FooCamp. - Weblog Tools Collection

WordCamp Philippines will be the first ever WordCamp organized and held in Asia. WordCamp Philippines is being organized by a group of Filipino bloggers based in Mindanao who were also responsible for organizing the successful 1st Mindanao Bloggers Summit held last year.

What are the objectives of WordCamp Philippines?

…to encourage more developers to use and deploy WordPress, not only as a blogging engine but also as a full-featured content management system for Web sites. Another is to increase the number of WordPress users and developers in the country. By developers, we mean programmers of WordPress plugins and designers of themes & templates.



How I was Born
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This is a joke that was posted in my webhost’s forum. I thought it was funny so I’m sharing it with you guys.

Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
“Yahoo”.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

Six weeks later your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: ‘You’ve Got Male’!”

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17 Responses to “How I was Born”

  1. MyAvatars 0.2   Ymir PHILIPPINES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 9, 2006 | 9:53 am | Reply

    wow! state of the art conception.

  2. MyAvatars 0.2   Ymir PHILIPPINES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 10, 2006 | 1:29 am | Reply

    sure dude… just link me at
    runified.blogspot.com

    have a great day!

  3. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Windows XP Flock 0.7.4.1 on Oct 10, 2006 | 4:33 am | Reply

    @ymir - yup, it’s the birds and the bees version of the future. hehe..linked you up already. thanks! :)

  4. MyAvatars 0.2   Leon JAMAICA Windows 2000 Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 10, 2006 | 11:02 pm | Reply

    Brilliant! E-mail worthy!

  5. MyAvatars 0.2   rose UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 11, 2006 | 2:44 am | Reply

    hehe..hi tech na talaga.. musta ka na?

    musta na ang baby mo? nasipa na ba?!

    sige ingat! have a nice day

  6. MyAvatars 0.2   Jam PHILIPPINES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.4 on Oct 11, 2006 | 8:48 am | Reply

    Haha. Funny indeed. Could these be considered politically correct terms? Haha.

  7. MyAvatars 0.2   Ang-ang PHILIPPINES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 on Oct 11, 2006 | 10:30 am | Reply

    Nice! really

  8. MyAvatars 0.2   iskoo PHILIPPINES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 11, 2006 | 2:57 pm | Reply

    haha, ang galing ng storya, teki na teki (technical) ang dating!

  9. MyAvatars 0.2   trench GUAM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 12, 2006 | 9:15 am | Reply

    yeah! I finally beat you to a nice theme!! you cant use it! NOT FAIR!!

    The link is on my site at the bottom left. haha.. You can tear it apart, but no fair using it!!!! Im so glad I beat you to the theme! I really wanted to use this one you have, but I saw you with it before I could implement it. Blame it on April for sharing with me first. i’ve had creators block for a long long time and she gave me a new theme to use in the meantime.

  10. MyAvatars 0.2   pinayhekmi UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 12, 2006 | 3:27 pm | Reply

    Very funny indeed! This wouldn’t have made any sense just 10 years ago. What a change.

  11. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 12, 2006 | 5:53 pm | Reply

    @leon - thanks man!

    @rose - oo, hi tech na talaga ngayon pati ang panganganak. hehe. im doin good, so is the wife and the baby. yeah, our baby’s a kicker. minsan napapa-aray si misis sa sobrang lakas ng sipa nya.

    @jam - maybe, i’m not sure though. hehe

    @ang-ang - thanks! glad you found it funny.

    @iskoo - oo nga eh. kakatuwa talaga.

    @trench - i know man, hehe. but i’m happy for you. i told you, you would find a better theme than what i have now. anyways, i just wanted to see how that theme works and everything but don’t worry coz i’m not gonna use it here, aight? btw, are you also having problems with the gravatars? the personal gravatars aren’t showing but the default images do.

    @tin - that’s true. if heard this joke before, you’d not even smile. hehe

  12. MyAvatars 0.2   rick PHILIPPINES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 13, 2006 | 3:22 am | Reply

    yes bro, im glad my brother’s alive. after the accident we became closer. thanks ha :)

  13. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 14, 2006 | 12:34 am | Reply

    @rick - yup, that’s true. also, that he didn’t suffer any serious injuries, right? you’re welcome. hope your brother has a quick and full recovery. God bless!

  14. MyAvatars 0.2   trench GUAM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 14, 2006 | 1:27 am | Reply

    Gravatar.com was down for a time.. Its back up now as you probrably have guessed.

  15. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 15, 2006 | 3:26 pm | Reply

    @trench - yeah, at first I thought there was something wrong with my blog or with the plugin. so I had to deactivate the plugin and re-install everything. hehe. btw, do you cache gravatars in your settings?

  16. MyAvatars 0.2   ade UNITED STATES Windows 2000 Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 16, 2006 | 1:02 am | Reply

    The part about the firewall cracked me up! :)

  17. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Oct 17, 2006 | 3:52 pm | Reply

    @ade - hehe. nowadays, it’s really important to use a firewall. ;)

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