9 Words Women Use

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My wife got this in her inbox the other day and shared it with me. It’s both funny and true. I’m sure its not only the women who’ll agree but also boyfriends and husbands. This one is quite similar to an old post of mine entitled “What Women Say and Actually Mean“. I had a good laugh and enjoyed reading this that’s why I’m sharing it with you. Enjoy!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s
wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

So what can you say about it? Isn’t most of it true? For the guys, you can use this information to help you better understand and as a way of deciphering what your woman wants. For the women, even with this information we can still forget sometimes so please be more considerate, patient and understanding with us guys, okay?