The Funniest Geek Quotes
26 Comments August 8, 2007 3916 Views
Got these in my inbox a few days ago. Some of these quotes have been around for quite a while so some of you might have heard or read them but anyways I’m still sharing it so you can have a laugh or two. Enjoy!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
- Unknown
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
- Unknown
Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
- Unknown
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
- T-Shirt
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
- T-shirt
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Unknown
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
- T-Shirt
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
- Unknown
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Unknown
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
- Unknown
People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
-Unknown
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- Unknown
The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
- Unknown
C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run
-Unknown
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
-Unknown
The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
-Unknown
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
-Unknown
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
-Unknown
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
-Unknown
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
-Unknown
Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
-Unknown
Who needs friends? My PC is user-friendly.
-Unknown
Who needs the library? I’ve got Google!
-Unknown
Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.
-Unknown
I’m sure there are a lot of new ones and I know that some of you have your own favorite quotes. So what are your favorite geek quotes?
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haha I’m not geeky enough to understand all of those
btw, the clickable smileys don’t work?
@Nice - Yeah, some of it requires some geekiness. Hehe The smileys do work.
Btw, thanks for dropping by!
In college, the Math org had these printed on their shirts…
“I don’t love numbers… but they love me.”
and
“No, we don’t solve math problems during our free time… we make them!”
HAHA!!!
@Ria - Hehe those are cool geek quotes! I like this one:
Thanks for dropping by!
Winner.
@Ade - Haha I knew you were gonna like that one.
Haha! Funny! (May naka-relate na “geek”). This one’s hilarious:
@Joni - Being a “geek” is cool nowadays so don’t worry.
Btw, I also find that quote funny.
haha, the first one really floored me. Crazy!
@benj - That quote is a classic!
Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
-Unknown
@trench - It’s true right, software is better when it’s free but I don’t know about the other one. Hehe
“Q: How do you know it’s a Windows keyboard?
A: It’s got the Holy Trinity: ALT+CTRL+DEL on it.”
@jhay - That’s the first time I heard the quote.
Geeks are
and I’m damn proud to be one. 
Here’s one:
A couple, two software engineers, just had a baby. The husband asked his wife, is it
'boy' || 'girl'? To which his wife replied,true.@Aja - Me, I’m a self-proclaimed geek and proud to be one. Hehe
Btw, only hard core programmers and geeks would understand that quote. That’s good one! Hehe
Totally geek. Does this include, “He’s having a DND with someone” Which would mean, SEX?
hahaha I got it from chatrooms.
@K - I guess you can include that too. That’s funny!
That is some funny stuff.
@J David - Yeah, these quotes are really funny. So which one is your favorite? Btw, good to see you here again. Long time no comment. Hehe
That one is my fave.
As for me, I have been moving, so I haven’t had time to be online (there was a big couple weeks of silence over at my blog, because I was so busy). Now I am almost settled, so I will get back to work.
@J David - Hehe that’s one of the best quotes.
Oh okay. I didn’t know you were moving. Hope everything went well and again, good to see you back online. Now, I’m off to reading and commenting on your latest entry!
“Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.”
-this is basically attributed from linus torvalds .
and my personal favorite is “Talk is cheap.Show me the code.” -Linus
@undextrois - Thanks for the info. That quote you mentioned is also funny and should be added into the list.