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Pinoy Applicant in Wal-Mart
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Heard this joke before but I didn’t have the exact words so I wasn’t able to post it here. Then my friend Jayvee posted it as a bulletin in Friendster. Thanks Jayvee! So I’m sharing it with you guys and I hope you like it! :D

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. An American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest thing you know of?”

Acknowledging Dave, the American on his right, the man replied, “A THOUGHT”.

It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.”

“That’s very good!” replied the interviewer.

“And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir, the Russian.

“Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. “A BLINK” is the fastest thing I know of.”

“Excellent!” said the interviewer. “The blink of an eye,that’s a very popular cliche for speed.”

He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. “Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, “TURNING ON A LIGHT” is the fastest thing I can think of.”

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. “It’s hard to beat the speed of light” he said.

Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, “Apter herring da 3 frevyos ansers sirrr, et’s obyus to me dat the fastest thang known is “DIARRHEA”.”

“WHAT!?” said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

“O I can expleyn serrr .” said Eleuterio. ” YOU SEE SERR, DA other day I wasn’t peeeling so good and I run soo fast to the CR or bathroom, But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ay ‘tang ina, I already had a big tae, ka-ka or poo-poo in my pants.

Eleuterio is now the new “Greeter” at Wal-Mart.

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10 Responses to “Pinoy Applicant in Wal-Mart”

  1. MyAvatars 0.2   jhay PHILIPPINES Windows XP Safari 522.15.5 on Oct 29, 2007 | 8:45 pm | Reply

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Now that’s a good one!

    No wonder those anti-diarrhea drugs are always being pithed as the fastest cure.

  2. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Ubuntu Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Oct 29, 2007 | 8:50 pm | Reply

    @jhay - Hehe glad you liked it! Yeah, anti-diarrhea pills should be able to cure fast because diarrhea is also fast. :D

  3. MyAvatars 0.2   Joni PHILIPPINES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Oct 29, 2007 | 9:33 pm | Reply

    Wahahaha! This made me laugh. :lol:

  4. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Ubuntu Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Oct 29, 2007 | 9:35 pm | Reply

    @Joni - Glad to know that it made you laugh. :D

  5. MyAvatars 0.2   fruityoaty CANADA Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Oct 29, 2007 | 11:52 pm | Reply

    Yes, I read that one before in a forum. Still very funny. :lol:

  6. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Ubuntu Linux Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on Oct 29, 2007 | 11:55 pm | Reply

    @FruityOaty - Same here. Still makes me laugh everytime I hear or read it. :D

  7. MyAvatars 0.2   mr nice ash UNITED STATES Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Nov 2, 2007 | 1:49 pm | Reply

    hehehe. hahaha. lolz.

  8. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Windows Vista Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 on Nov 2, 2007 | 2:50 pm | Reply

    @mr nice ash - Sorry late reaction ako sa comment mo. Hehe :D

  9. MyAvatars 0.2   dYu PHILIPPINES Windows XP Internet Explorer 7.0 on Jan 8, 2008 | 3:42 am | Reply

    huwat?!?,ay ‘tang ina, ambilis nga!!! *lol*
    ngayon ko lang nabasa ‘to. Happy New Year! hehehe

  10. MyAvatars 0.2   Jaypee UNITED STATES Windows Vista Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 on Jan 8, 2008 | 3:45 am | Reply

    @dYu - Hahaha mabilis talaga. Better late than never, ika nga. Happy New Year din sayo kaibigan! :D

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