Pinoy Applicant in Wal-Mart

29 Oct 2007 ·

Asides, Humor



Heard this joke before but I didn’t have the exact words so I wasn’t able to post it here. Then my friend Jayvee posted it as a bulletin in Friendster. Thanks Jayvee! So I’m sharing it with you guys and I hope you like it! :D

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. An American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest thing you know of?”

Acknowledging Dave, the American on his right, the man replied, “A THOUGHT”.

It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.”

“That’s very good!” replied the interviewer.

“And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir, the Russian.

“Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. “A BLINK” is the fastest thing I know of.”

“Excellent!” said the interviewer. “The blink of an eye,that’s a very popular cliche for speed.”

He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. “Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, “TURNING ON A LIGHT” is the fastest thing I can think of.”

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. “It’s hard to beat the speed of light” he said.

Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, “Apter herring da 3 frevyos ansers sirrr, et’s obyus to me dat the fastest thang known is “DIARRHEA”.”

“WHAT!?” said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

“O I can expleyn serrr .” said Eleuterio. ” YOU SEE SERR, DA other day I wasn’t peeeling so good and I run soo fast to the CR or bathroom, But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ay ‘tang ina, I already had a big tae, ka-ka or poo-poo in my pants.

Eleuterio is now the new “Greeter” at Wal-Mart.



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12 Responses to “Pinoy Applicant in Wal-Mart”

  1. Jaypee UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows Says:

    @Lyndsay – Thank you! Glad you liked it. Btw, just wanna know how you found my blog? Anyways, thanks for dropping by and for leaving a comment. Have a nice day! :)

  2. Lyndsay LAO PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC Mozilla Firefox Windows Says:

    haha! that’s a good one hommie!…

  3. Jaypee UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows Says:

    @dYu – Hahaha mabilis talaga. Better late than never, ika nga. Happy New Year din sayo kaibigan! :D

  4. dYu PHILIPPINES Internet Explorer Windows Says:

    huwat?!?,ay ‘tang ina, ambilis nga!!! *lol*
    ngayon ko lang nabasa ‘to. Happy New Year! hehehe

  5. Jaypee UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows Says:

    @mr nice ash – Sorry late reaction ako sa comment mo. Hehe :D

  6. mr nice ash UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Windows Says:

    hehehe. hahaha. lolz.

  7. Jaypee UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Ubuntu Linux Says:

    @FruityOaty – Same here. Still makes me laugh everytime I hear or read it. :D

  8. fruityoaty CANADA Mozilla Firefox Windows Says:

    Yes, I read that one before in a forum. Still very funny. :lol:

  9. Jaypee UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Ubuntu Linux Says:

    @Joni – Glad to know that it made you laugh. :D

  10. Joni PHILIPPINES Mozilla Firefox Windows Says:

    Wahahaha! This made me laugh. :lol:

  11. Jaypee UNITED STATES Mozilla Firefox Ubuntu Linux Says:

    @jhay – Hehe glad you liked it! Yeah, anti-diarrhea pills should be able to cure fast because diarrhea is also fast. :D

  12. jhay PHILIPPINES Safari Windows Says:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Now that’s a good one!

    No wonder those anti-diarrhea drugs are always being pithed as the fastest cure.

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