Irony at the Pearly Gates
17 Comments September 12, 2006 1056 Views
I think I still have the after effects of writer’s block. My mind doesn’t seem to work. I don’t have anything to blog about so I’ll just share a joke I got in my email. Hope it makes you laugh too.
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second.
“I froze to death,” says the second.
“That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to death?”
“It’s very uncomfortable at first”, says the second man. “You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping. How about you, how did you die?”
“I had a heart attack,” says the first man. “You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.”
The second man shakes his head. “That’s so ironic,” he says.
“What do you mean?” asks the first man.
“If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.”
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...
Hello and welcome to JaypeeOnline! My name is Jaypee Habaradas and I'm the author of this blog that talks about the latest blogging news, WordPress theme and plugin reviews, technology, gadgets and tips & tricks.
that’s actually very funny. haha.
haha thats so funny. hi jaypee, how’s married life? welcome to the club! haha
@christine - it had me laughing too first time i read it. thanks for dropping by.
@langga - hello! kamusta ka na? i’m doing fine and married life is great. we’re gonna have a baby soon just like you, but our’s is gonna be a boy.
Haha. Funny and ironic indeed.
hahaha. eh di ang saya nung misis na naiwan, mokong pala yung 2 lovers nya eh.
bwahahaha. bat naman kasi sa freezer nya naisipang magtago? lolz.
The irony! Hahaha!
hahaha, nag meet pa sila dun, di kaya sila magpatayan ngayong alam na nilang sila pala yun pareho?
opps, patay na pala sila… pwede kaya double dead!!
hehehe!
happy weekend! TC
this is funny..
thanks for sharing.
Good stuff! That joke got me good.
Offtopic: Man, someone sabatoged my adsense! LOL. SO many invalid clicks. Google took the ads off my site and wont reinstate me! I think Im going to try Yahoo now… gr….
@Jam & Dre - ironic talaga. hehe
@cruise - most likely, masaya yon naiwan na misis.
@ralphot - siguro malapit yon freezer sa “scene” and he thought it would be the last place the husband would search.
@rose - no use in fighting with each other coz there’s nothing to fight about. they’re both already dead. hehe
@jim - you’re welcome. glad you found it funny. how’s H-town?
@trench - yup, got me laughing too when i first read it. about the adsense thing, that sucks man! sorry to hear about that. don’t you have any evidence or stats to show that it wasn’t you or your fault for the invalid clicks? i hope you get your adsense account back.
this IS a VeRy SaD STorY… :C
Hehe very funny… I’ll have to pass that one along…
@mrv - it seems like you’re the only one who thinks it’s sad. hehe. anyways, it’s your personal opinion.
@keith - thanks for dropping by.
Your welcome Jaypee…
lmao…awww damn…lol
@courtney - hehe..real funny right?