Got this in my inbox a couple days ago. Apologies to the non-Filipino readers coz most of it are in Tagalog. I couldn’t translate them coz if I did, it won’t have the same meaning as the original ones.
“Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako.” – electric fan
“Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos” – Winnie d’ Pooh
“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo” – ipis
“Hala! Sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.” – hipon
“Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?” – gasolina
“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya.” – plema
“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa iyo. Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..” – utot
“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.” – bola
“You never know what you have till you lose it. And once you lose it, you can never get it back” – snatcher
“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba talagang makuntento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?” – TV
“Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c” – kili kili
“Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!” – omelette
Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! – libag
“Wag mo na akong bilugin..” – kulangot
“Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?” – Lego blocks
“Hindi lahat ng dugo pwedeng idonate” – regla
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December 18th, 2006 at 5:20 PM
@dre – haha..although they are quite annoying, i miss receiving those forwarded jokes in my cellphone. here, people are too busy to do that.
@iskoo – oo nga naman. hehe
@nostalgia – thanks a lot! Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year to you too! :D
December 17th, 2006 at 2:41 PM
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December 17th, 2006 at 6:41 AM
oo naman tama si winnie the pooh, di lahat ng walang salawal tulad namin ay bastos, hehe
December 15th, 2006 at 9:52 AM
I receive at least 3 in a day of those! Sometimes, it's not funny anymore. But when I get new ones, I laugh at myself :P
December 14th, 2006 at 10:06 AM
@noreen – that one made me laugh so hard. hehe
@gbert – siguro ang pinadalhan mo eh masyadong conservative? babae ba or lalaki?
@jhay – mahilig ka siguro mag……omelette? LOL
December 14th, 2006 at 7:26 AM
Ayus! hahahaha
Paborito ko yung sa omelette, :D
December 14th, 2006 at 4:02 AM
at kumalat na din yan sa text dito… at dahil spammer ako sa text walang kawala mga kakilala ko.. :)
“Hala! Sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.” – hipon
meron akong pinadalhan nito na bro jayps, hala nagreklamo, sineryoso… wahahaha
December 14th, 2006 at 1:50 AM
Bwahahahahaha :D
December 13th, 2006 at 11:18 PM
nice!!! hehe..
December 13th, 2006 at 10:26 PM
Panalo! Hahahahahaha!
December 13th, 2006 at 6:33 PM
I love this one:
Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c” – kili kili
hahahahahha