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New Year Laughs

9. January 2007 ·

We Need To Have A Talk… After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they [...]

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Elementary, My Dear Watson…

28. December 2006 ·

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Another joke I got in my inbox. On a warm summer night, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip together. As they lay down for the night, Holmes replied to Watson: “Look up into the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars,” Watson [...]

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Famous Lines

13. December 2006 ·

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Got this in my inbox a couple days ago. Apologies to the non-Filipino readers coz most of it are in Tagalog. I couldn’t translate them coz if I did, it won’t have the same meaning as the original ones. “Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mlo na lang ako.” – electric [...]

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Another dose of Laughter

8. December 2006 ·

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A Senior’s Advice on Law Enforcement George Phillips, 65, of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there [...]

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Laughter is the Best Medicine

25. November 2006 ·

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Never Smelled So Good… An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian cookies. With all his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and [...]

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Life is Tough…

24. October 2006 ·

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This is another funny email I recently received. Just wanna share it with you guys. Life is tough… 1. Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen [...]

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How I was Born

9. October 2006 ·

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This is a joke that was posted in my webhost’s forum. I thought it was funny so I’m sharing it with you guys. Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?” His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see your [...]

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Will Ferrell – Wind Beneath My Wings

19. September 2006 ·

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Will Ferrell, famous actor-comedian gives his own rendition of Bette Midler‘s 1989 #1 hit song “Wing Beneath My Wings” in Megan Mullally‘s talk show.

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Irony at the Pearly Gates

12. September 2006 ·

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I think I still have the after effects of writer’s block. My mind doesn’t seem to work. I don’t have anything to blog about so I’ll just share a joke I got in my email. Hope it makes you laugh too. Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” [...]

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In The Beginning

13. August 2006 ·

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And [...]

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